oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*

princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

This is the original picture:

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A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

But look at some of the treasures we found:

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Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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Old woman Poseidon.

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

  • Me watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Holy shit I wanna master alchemy
  • Me watching Avatar (last airbender/korra): Holy shit I want bending powers
  • Me watching Death Note: Holy shit I wanna kill people by just writing down their names
  • Me watching Black Butler: Holy shit I want to be a fucked up rich kid with a demon butler
  • Me watching Attack on Titan: Holy shit I wanna be a titan shifter
  • Me watching Tokyo Ghoul: Holy shit I wanna devour human flesh
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: wait
  • Me: wait no
  • rabidchild:

    ponywithafez:

    This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

    I cannot unsee this.

    10chou:

    anime either has 12 episodes, 26 episodes, 52 episodes or 50000000000 episodes and 6 movies